It's happening

People are literally chasing augmented reality objects on the streets.
That’s actually a testament to the amazing job the developers have done.

Blackbucks are killing themselves.
Obviously, he did not kill the animal. That accusation came out of nowhere. Bhai and murder?
He's not capable of that. He doesn’t even drink and drive.
And his movies make sense too.

Donald Trump is officially a president nomination.
How? Why? Seriously? I don’t know what to say.

Yoga baba’s are flaunting their thighs on magazines.
But the trolls that followed were hilarious. The one with the jets.
When it comes to trolls, creativity is at it's peak on the internet.

Messi has gone blonde.
An unfortunate final.
Abrupt retirement.
Income tax trouble.
What do you do? You go blonde.

Paul Pogba 100 million. Zlatan Ibrahimovic free.
But again. If you’ve earned it, you spend it.

German football and hand-ball.
Boateng and Schweinsteiger, that's just getting Low.

On a super sad note, this is what's actually happening.
Almost every week, sometimes twice a week, there's news coming from some part of the world. News of mass slaughter.



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